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Once upon a time in a dimension far far away lived a guy.

This guy had a lot of time to kill (Time ain't linear u know). Therefore instead of looking at the roof and scratching himself silly, he setup web pages. Much to the chagrin of the PageMaker, this guy used to make pages that were so weird and disgusting that Medusa had to look away from the screen when his page was on. The following are excerpts of whatever made it through the dimensional portal...

Disclaimer: The person who setup this page is not responsible for material from dimension HT73a.

The Alien Family^®

It was 10 o'clock on Sircon and Mugsley was going green all over. It wasn't the chocolate covered fungus that he had for lunch or because his sister When-is-day had hit him with a barb wire covered baseball bat. No he was going green because it was time for his monthly skin change. His starlite coated honeycomb structured keratin-acrylic hybrid skin was becoming transparent. On the other hand When-is-day's cloth..))!0103301328972

Sorry people I seem to have caught some junk sitcom review from Horse Nebula. This sitcom sounds a lot like one of our earth shows???

Anyway these are the cool sites for this month: (Hey there are guys who actually buy this "this month" crap u know. These are the same guys who buy Tide^® even though they have put the "New and Improved" label on it for about 27 times.)

Weird Linx: Only 2 guys have suffered permanent brain damage after checking out these sites, so don't worry.

Counter weird linx: 000003

Jokes & Jokes Linx: Some of these jokes could make Frankenstein laugh and some well ... lets just say if hyenas read these they wouldn't be laughing anymore

Don't worry some of the best search engines in the world

This is one of blah blah blah ... ok cut the sales pitch this link has the best chat sites listed on it.

The idiot who said nothing in life is free didn't ever visit these sites.

The worlds best useless pages

Surgeon General's warning: Viewing these pages can cause serious impairment in judgement of time.

What ever you do...DON'T click HERE

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